How Do You Make Spider-Man Cry?

Cook him some Uncle Ben's

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Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

Why doesn't The Rock just tell us what he's cooking?

I can't pair wines like this.

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Why doesn't Spiderman like rice?

It reminds him of Uncle Ben.

How Do You Make Spider-Man Cry?

Cook him some Uncle Ben's