How many mexicans do you need to screw a lightbulb?

Juan

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What do you call a Mexican carpet fitter?

Underlay underlay

Why did the forgetful Mexican cross the road?

To get to the other side... err, no it was to pick up the laundry... nope, to get groceries? I forget.

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What does a pimp do when his garden needs tending?

He grabs a hoe.

Why did the programmer get a job at the photographers?

They needed a developer.