How many qataris does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just make the nepalese do it.

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How many members of U2 does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three to screw it in and Bono to explain it to the world.

How many Bernie supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them

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How many Steam employees does it take to change a light bulb?

Honestly Im not sure, they havent got back to me yet. It's been 3 weeks.

Why did you cancel your gym membership?

Me: There were some changes in the vending machines that I didn't agree with