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Who would want a "Semi" tattoo on their colon?

Not that there's anything wrong with that....

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What kind of bug wants to buy lawn turf?

A gras shopper.

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It did snot want to be late

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Why did the tractor trailer mechanic always have half an erection?

Because he was constantly nursing a semi.

Who would want a "Semi" tattoo on their colon?

Not that there's anything wrong with that....

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Who would want a "Semi" tattoo on their colon?

Not that there's anything wrong with that....

What do computer programmers and aged-care nurses have in common?

They both worry about the position of colons.