Who would want a "Semi" tattoo on their colon?

Not that there's anything wrong with that....

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Who would want a "Semi" tattoo on their colon?

Not that there's anything wrong with that....

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Who would want a "Semi" tattoo on their colon?

Not that there's anything wrong with that....

What do computer programmers and aged-care nurses have in common?

They both worry about the position of colons.