How many zen buddists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One and not one.

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How many BLM protestors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold the bulb while the world revolves around them.

Why is your brother always flying off the handle?

Second Boy: Because he's got a screw loose!

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How many people does it take to change a light bulb?

Is just one of the questions I should have asked before buying a lighthouse....

Why is it important to have plenty of help when changing a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.

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What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything.