What about Cinco de Mayo?

USA: "What'd you just say " Nachos: "Nothing."

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What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day?

Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.

How did So-Cal celebrate the double anniversary of the LA Riots and Cinco de Mayo?

Rodney King Pinatas

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What does God smell like?

Me: 4-year-old: Me: Nachos. 4-year-old: With cheese

How do you get a Baby in a bowl? How do you get it out?

How do you get a baby in a bowl? With a mixer. How do you get it out? "With nachos.