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What are a boyfriend's two most dreaded words?

Missed.

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What's the difference between most people and planes?

Most people miss the twin towers.

Why are there only 49 Miss Black America contestants?

Because none of them want to be Miss. Idaho

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What are a boyfriend's two most dreaded words?

Missed.

What are the three words you dread the most while making love?

Honey, I'm home.