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What are a boyfriend's two most dreaded words?

Missed.

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Why are storm troopers so clingy?

Cause no matter where you're at they'll always miss you.

What did the farmer say about his missing vegetables?

Lettuce pray they turnip.

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What are the three words you dread the most while making love?

Honey, I'm home.

Why hasn't the Rastafarian gone to see the barber?

He's dreading it.