What are a boyfriend's two most dreaded words?

Missed.

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Why was the car naked?

It was missing a tire.

Where did the farmer find his missing baby horse?

In the foliage.

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What are a boyfriend's two most dreaded words?

Missed.

Why hasn't the Rastafarian gone to see the barber?

He's dreading it.