What did one slug say to another who had hit him and rushed off?

I'll get you next slime!

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Why did the baby drop its rattle?

It got hit by a truck

Why did little Dan dropped his ice cream?

He was hit by a buss

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Why was the peanut rushed to the hospital?

He was a"salted"

Why are you always rushing out of here after work?

You're single with no kids." Me: " Exactly."