What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?

Nothing, he didn't make it that far.

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Why did the Greeks want Helen back so bad?

Are you kidding She was the most beautiful woman in the world! Can you imagine what her sons would of looked like

What do you call a kid with no friends!?

A Sandy Hook survivor!!

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Who is never hungry at Christmas?

The turkey - he's always stuffed!

What will fall on the lawn first?

An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue