What did the man say to the suffocating clown?

You've got to be choking

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head?

Doug.

What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old man?

The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the man thinks often about dating them.

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What do you call pasta that someone chokes on?

Ralveoli.

What do you do if your girlfriend is choking?

Back up a few inches