What do you do if your girlfriend is choking?

Back up a few inches

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Why did Bill Cosby make his own Jell-O?

Because his girlfriend was in a Roofie induced coma.

What did Gordon Ramsey shout angrily at his girlfriend?

IT'S ALL PINK IN THE MIDDLE

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What would you do if someone is choking?

Take a step back.

What do you call pasta that someone chokes on?

Ralveoli.

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What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A $20 bill

What is the difference between ooh and aah?

Just three inches.