When finding out he was into beastiality, what did Robocop say to Schrodinger's cat?

Dead or alive, you're coming with me

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What did King Arthur do in Camelot?

He "came" a lot.

How did the blind girl accidentally get pregnant?

As careful as she tried to be, she could never have seen him coming

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Where is the best place to find discounted ray bans?

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What did the hamburger say when it found out that most people liked hamburgers better than frankfurters?

Hot dog!'

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How does Schrodinger apologise?

Sorry not sorry

How do you find out if the cat is dead or alive in the Schrodinger's cat paradox?

By thinking outside the box

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What does RoboCop use for fuel?

Petroleum

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