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How did the blind girl accidentally get pregnant?

As careful as she tried to be, she could never have seen him coming

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What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang?

A smell that keeps coming back!

What is the definition of a will?

C'mon. It's a dead giveaway.

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How long have we been married dear?

Me: How dare you try and sneak maths into this.

What did Michael J. Fox's dad say when Michael J. Fox tried to parallel park?

Watch the Parking son.

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How did the blind girl explain her pregnancy?

She said she didn't see him coming

Why did the blind girl fall in the well?

She couldn't see that well.