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How did the blind girl accidentally get pregnant?

As careful as she tried to be, she could never have seen him coming

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What did the mole hill say to the mountain?

I see my ex came by.

What's small, gray, and came in little cans?

Michael Jackson.

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What does a fresh egg say when you try to hardboil it?

It'll take me about 20 minutes to get hard, I just got laid by some chick.

What do you call an alligator trying to start trouble?

An instagator!

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Why did the blind girl fall in the well?

She couldn't see that well.

How did the blind girl explain her pregnancy?

She said she didn't see him coming