She couldn't see that well.
As careful as she tried to be, she could never have seen him coming
She said she didn't see him coming
Cancer
In the end her spread was so large she had to present it without any whiskers.
A menstrual bicycle.
Fawaffle!
George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.
A. So they can park in handicapped zones.
Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.
BLE-YATCH!
On their fingers
He heard it was finger licking good.
Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.
A. "One can read, one can write and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals."
They would always ask their girlfriend before they came inside.
You trying to get a rise out of me! Came up with while I was making pizza.