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Blind Girl Jokes

Why did the blind girl fall in the well?

She couldn't see that well.

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How did the blind girl accidentally get pregnant?

As careful as she tried to be, she could never have seen him coming

How did the blind girl explain her pregnancy?

She said she didn't see him coming

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What's the easiest way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer

What's the best way to get bubble gum out of your hair?

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What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

Wait, I can explain everything!

How do you explain a man birthing a baby?

Taco Bell for lunch

Fault Jokes More Fault Jokes

Whose fault is it that California always has earthquakes?

San Andreas fault.

How does a woman apologize to a man?

I'm sorry, but it's your fault.

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

How many dead-heads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just let it burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

What is a witch's least favorite food?

Burnt steak.

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What was so good about he neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas?

It was wound up already.

What's your emergency?

Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.

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Why don't Dunkin' Donuts employees wear name tags?

It wouldn't fit on their shirt.

Why can't you get cell phone service when you're naked?

Why can't you get cell phone service when you're naked No shirt, no shoes, no service.

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

How do you make Peppermint Creme?

Finger it really well.

What do you call a nosy hot pepper?

Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)

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What's the difference between falling 2 ft and 200 ft?

200 ft: Aaaaaaaaa, bump 2 ft: Bump, aaaaaaaaa (Yes, it's an old, really old joke. Surprisingly haven't seen it here, yet.)

What's the difference between a four year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.