Blind Girl Jokes

Why did the blind girl fall in the well?

She couldn't see that well.

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How did the blind girl accidentally get pregnant?

As careful as she tried to be, she could never have seen him coming

How did a blind girl burn her fingers?

A. Reading the waffle iron

How did the blind girl explain her pregnancy?

She said she didn't see him coming

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What does a German say when you finally explain a funny meme to him?

Danke

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Why did the guitarist get life in prison?

He fingered a minor.

How do you make Peppermint Creme?

Finger it really well.

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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

Why do we need France on our side against Saddam and Osama?

A. So the French can show them how to surrender.

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What's a burnt pizza, frozen beer, & a pregnant girl have in common?

In each scenario, there's a dumb guy who didn't take it out in time.

What do burnt pizza, frozen beer and a pregnant chick have in common?

Some douchebag forgot to pull it out in time.

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What's the best way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer.

What costs you a fortune and leaves you in tears a year and a half later?

Not cancer, but my relationship that just ended today!

Pregnancy Jokes More Pregnancy Jokes

How do you test for pregnancy in Harlem?

See if the tampon's cotton was picked.

What's the worst STD you can get from a black man?

Pregnancy.

Waffle Iron Jokes More Waffle Iron Jokes

How did Helen Keller burn her face?

She answered the waffle iron. How did she burn the other side? They called back.

How did a blind girl burn her fingers?

A. Reading the waffle iron

Fault Jokes More Fault Jokes

What did one mountain say to the other mountain after an earthquake?

It's not my fault.

Whose fault is it?

His fault. He shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.