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What did King Arthur do in Camelot?

He "came" a lot.

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What did the cannibal's wife give her husband when he came home late for dinner?

A. The cold shoulder.

What do a priest and a swimmer who came in second have in common?

The both came in a little behind

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When were King Arthur's army too tired to fight?

When they had lots of sleepless knights!

What was the name of the hog who was knighted by King Arthur?

Sir Lunchalot.

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What did King Arthur do in Camelot?

He "came" a lot.

What was Camelot famous for?

It's knight life!