What did King Arthur do in Camelot?

He "came" a lot.

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What works better than anti-depressants?

A 12 Gauge in the mouth This came to me whilst being all depressed.

Why did the Egyptian spit out his water?

Because it came from the Suez.

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How do you find King Arthur in the dark?

With a knight light....

Why did King Arthur leave no heir?

He was legendary for pulling out.

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What did King Arthur do in Camelot?

He "came" a lot.

How did Camelot get its name?

Guinevere liked to hump a lot.