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Who came first, the chicken or the egg?

They came together, it was a perfect lay.

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How can u drop an egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it?

Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.

What do you call all the different ways a sperm can fertilize an egg?

The spermutations.

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What were you before you came to school boys and girls?

Asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"

What happens when you put the energizer bunny's battery's in backwards?

He keeps coming and coming and coming.