Who came first, the chicken or the egg?

They came together, it was a perfect lay.

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What do you call an egg from outer space?

An unidentified flying omelet!

How does a blond like her eggs in the morning?

Fertilized

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What did Nicolas Cage say when his daughters grades came through?

Oh God, not the B's!

What do you call an arrogant patronizing thief coming down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.