What did the neurotic pig say to the farmer?

You take me for grunted.

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What do pirate farmers charge for their corn?

A buccaneer

Why are farmers the best at what they do?

They are out standing in their field.

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Why did the pig run away from the pig sty?

He felt that the other pigs were taking him for grunted.

What did the neurotic pig say to the farmer?

You take me for grunted.