What did the poor, unfortunate, paraplegic kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What does Sally have?

Cancer.

What did the guy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What did the bad soccer announcer get for Christmas?

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, amputee kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.