What do Australian terrorists say before attacking?

Uluruakbar

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What do you call an Australian who discriminates against different types of rice?

Rice-ist!

What does an Australian use instaed of toilet paper?

Bidet, mate.

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Why won't alligators attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy

What do you call a soldier that got attacked by mustard gas and pepper spray??

A seasoned veteran