What do Germans and acetone have in common?

They are both good at removing the Polish!

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Why does the German dad scare all the other kids?

Because he is ein Brtiger! The shirt should say it all. And I'm considering getting one.

What does a German say at a Dude Ranch?

AUDI.

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Why did the joke on /r/jokes get removed?

Removed

What cereal was removed from Tim Cook's breakfast?

Apple Jacks

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What do you call a polish guy on a boat?

A fishing pole

What do you say when a Polish magician performs a magic trick?

Nailed it