Why does the German dad scare all the other kids?

Because he is ein Brtiger! The shirt should say it all. And I'm considering getting one.

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What's the difference between a van and a minivan?

A van picks up kids. A minivan picks up your kids

What is it called when a woman can't imagine having kids?

Inconceivable.

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What happens when a soviet and a german have a child?

I don't know but he can conquer poland really fast.

Why are all German cats dead?

They have nein lives.

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Why did the DJ consider himself to be a part of the LGBTQ community?

Because he was transitioning.

Why were there no black people in the Flintstones?

Because they were still considered monkeys.

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How to scare parents?

Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."

How did Satan turn an unbeliever holy?

He scared the hell out of him.

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How do you know a shirt has phoned you?

Collar ID

What do you call a shirt missing its sleeves?

An ampu-tee.