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What's the difference between a van and a minivan?

A van picks up kids. A minivan picks up your kids

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

What is the difference between a bad haircut and a good haircut?

2-3 weeks tops.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What's the most trifling thing about divorce when you have kids?

Child custardy

What kind of trees watch kids in Mexico?

Baby cedar

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

How did Michael Jackson pick his nose?

From a catalogue. ba dum tss

What does the caller ID say?

Mom: It's a private caller. Dad: Don't answer that. We only pick up for ranks Lieutenant Caller and higher.

Van Jokes More Van Jokes

What's the difference between a van and a minivan?

A van picks up kids. A minivan picks up your kids

How do spiders drive a van?

10 on top 10 below Where would you like to go Get in. Get in the Spider Van.

Minivan Jokes More Minivan Jokes

Why do 9 out of 10 bear moms prefer minivans over sedans?

All the extra cubholders.

What do condoms prevent?

Minivans.