What's the difference between a van and a minivan?

A van picks up kids. A minivan picks up your kids

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a doctor and a chair salesman?

The chair salesman gives YOU a stool sample.

What's the difference between Limburger cheese and my friend Ted?

One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do the English and Welsh have in common?

Kids are their definition of a good time.

What veggies are the kids having with dinner?

Me: (Smacking the bottom of a ketchup bottle) Fresh Tomatoes...

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Which one is yours?

Say, "I haven't picked one out yet!" It's worth it.

How can you tell if a black women is pregnant?

Put a tampon in her, take it out and see if the cottons picked off.

Van Jokes More Van Jokes

What's the difference between a normal ambulance and a skydiving ambulance?

Well, a normal ambulance is usually a van with a stretcher in the back. A skydiving ambulance A bucket and a shovel.

Whats your favorite pickup line?

Mine is: I'll give you candy if you get in the van

Minivan Jokes More Minivan Jokes

Why do 9 out of 10 bear moms prefer minivans over sedans?

All the extra cubholders.

What is your dream car and why?

Minivan, because the sliding door joining in MAKES IT EASIER FOR DRIVE-BY BAZOOKA ATTACKS