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What's the difference between a van and a minivan?

A van picks up kids. A minivan picks up your kids

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never paid to have a lima bean on my chest.

What is the difference between falling from the 2nd floor and the 20th floor?

The 2nd floor: (SPLAT) AAAAAaaaaaaaagggghhhhhhhhhhh...... The 20th floor: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!! (SPLAT)

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why do Mormon women stop having kids at 29?

Because 30 is too many!

What does a goat have when it gives birth?

A kid.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Why do golfers have the best chauffeurs?

Because they're good at picking their drivers.

What is Tony Romo's favorite lottery game?

Pick Six

Van Jokes More Van Jokes

Why did the Mexicans only bring 5000 people to the Alamo?

They only had two vans

What's the hardest thing about being an audiophile?

Convincing the sound to get into your van.

Minivan Jokes More Minivan Jokes

What is your dream car and why?

Minivan, because the sliding door joining in MAKES IT EASIER FOR DRIVE-BY BAZOOKA ATTACKS

Why do 9 out of 10 bear moms prefer minivans over sedans?

All the extra cubholders.