What do you call spaghetti that carries a fake ID?

An impasta!

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What is Queen's (the band, not the monarch) favourite type of luggage?

Carry ooooooooonnnn, carry ooooooonnnnnnnnnn

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What did the magician say when he a did a magic trick on the spaghetti?

Pesto chango

What do you call a Jamaican who likes spaghetti?

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