What do you call a Spaniard kissing a door?

A Conquistador!

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What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.

How many babies does it take to open a door?

Depends how hard you throw them.

Kiss Jokes More Kiss Jokes

How many professional soccer players does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to change the bulb, and five to hug and kiss him.

What's the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?

When the damn coffin lid falls and hits you in the head.

Spaniard Jokes More Spaniard Jokes

How do Spaniards take their coffee?

Au lait.

What did the German say when the Spaniard asked him for some cheese?

Mi Kase es su Kase.