What do you call an ape that's both extremely frugal and fearful?

A cheap pansy

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What did the first ape that could walk say to all the other apes?

I'm walkin' here!

How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes?

Hold up your arm and say "Go back you didn't say 'May I'"