What do you call an Asian wearing contacts?

Customization. GET IT CUSTOM EYES ASIAN!!!

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What does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress?

Q: what does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress? A: a Freudian slip

Why does Ariel the Mermaid wear seashells?

She grew out of her B - shells!

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What do you call an Asian who acts like he is black?

A ripe bananna

How do you blind an Asian?

Put a windshield in front of them