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What did the anti-vaccer say to her son?

I miss you.

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Why was the robot cold?

He was missing his winter gear

Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because every time she reaches 69 she gets a frog in her throat.

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What did Jose name his son?

Hose B

What did Kurtis Blow tell his son when teaching him how to drive?

THESE are the brakes!