What does the devil say to hell rejects?

Why don't you fork off

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What's red and silver and bumps in to walls?

A baby with forks in it's eyes.

What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the breakfast table?

"Use the fork, Luke."

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How do you know the devil is white?

Because he owns hell, he doesn't work for hell.

Why did the banjo player get into heaven?

The devil has standards.