What fun drink can put your kid to sleep?

Bleach

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What do you call a seaside shanty for kids without parents?

A wharfanage

What did the kid who could see dead eskimos say?

Icy dead people!

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What kind of rice puts you to sleep?

Ray Rice

What's the best thing about sleeping with twenty two year old's?

There is twenty of them.

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What do a 14 year old and an open bucket of bleach have in common?

For twenty bucks either'll take care of your toddler. -&y (yup, mine)

What's Jacob Sartorius' Favourite Anime?

Bleach.