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What is a short punchy statement?

Boxing Midgets.

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Why are nuns like a brand new TV?

You need a knife to get in the box.

Why doesn't Barbie have any kids?

Because Ken came in another box.

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Why did the midget go swimming in the kitchen?

There were microwaves. Sorry I was drunk making popcorn.

What did the police officer say to the midget complaining that someone picked his pocket?

I can't believe someone would stoop so low.