What is Chuck Norris' only weakness?

Cancer

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What will a blind, deaf child with no arms get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What did the blind, deaf, mute girl get for Christmas??

Cancer.

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How can you tell if Chuck Norris ate rabbits the night before?

He has claw marks on his forehead.

What is Chuck Norris' "best karate move"?

Pork Chop!