What is your best trait?

Me: Procrastination. B: How is that a positive M: I'll give you my reasons. Later.

What do monkeys sleep on?

Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?

What do diapers and politicians have in common?

They both need to be changed after a while for the same reason

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Which nation doesn't do what it's supposed to do until it's too late?

Procrastination!

What's the difference between procrastination and laziness?

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