What kind of dog is a person's best friend?

A palmatian!

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

Because they have two left feet!

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What kind of goat did Houdini have?

A scapegoat.

What kind of zoo has no animals except for a small, yappy dog?

A shih tzu