What's black and fills out welfare forms?

A pen, you jerk.

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Whats the difference between congress and parliament?

Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day.

What do Nascar and a Kinko's dumpster have in common?

They're both filled with white trash. -&y

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What do you do, if you're jerking off when you're meant to do something else but you're putting it off?

Procrasturbation.

What did the Seven Dwarfs say when the prince woke up Snow White?

Welp.... I guess it's back to jerking off!