What do you do, if you're jerking off when you're meant to do something else but you're putting it off?

Procrasturbation.

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What's the deal with the phrase "door ajar"?

I mean, is it a door or is it a jar?

What do you mean, Johnny?

Is it shaped like a peanut " "No," says Johnny. "It's salty"

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What's it called when a smart girl jerks you off?

A stroke of genius!

What did the Seven Dwarfs say when the prince woke up Snow White?

Welp.... I guess it's back to jerking off!