What's the best thing about being black?

Not having to listen to awful dad jokes.

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Why did the parasite listen to the clock?

Because it liked the tick talk.

How is that racist?

I said I wasn't racist. You never listen. Typical Mexican.

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What is the best thing to take when you're run over?

The number of the car that hit you.

What's the best thing about twenty-three year olds?

There's 20 of them