What's uptight, outta sight and in the groove?

A tampon.

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How can you tell if a black women is pregnant?

Put a tampon in her, take it out and see if the cottons picked off.

What does an Elephant use as a tampon?

A sheep

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How do lesbian carpenters work?

No studs. All tongue in groove.

Why aren't there any nails in a lesbian's floor?

A. They're all laid with tongue and groove.