Why aren't there any nails in a lesbian's floor?

A. They're all laid with tongue and groove.

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Tongue Jokes More Tongue Jokes

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

When my wife got her tongue pierced I asked her why?

She said To enhanthe the thektual thimulation.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What do you call it when a soldier gets laid?

Tactical Insertion.* What do you call it when a COD player gets laid *Lies.*

What do you get if you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

What happens when a carpenter drinks with his wife?

He gets hammered and she gets nailed.

Lesbian Jokes More Lesbian Jokes

What do u call two lesbians floating down a river in a canoe?

Fur traders.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a canoe?

A canoe tips.

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?

A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.

What does CHAOS stand for?

A. The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene.

Groove Jokes More Groove Jokes

What happens when two lesbians build a house?

It's all tongue and groove, and no stud inside.

What is a lesbians favorite type of woodworking joint?

Tongue and groove