What happens when two lesbians build a house?

It's all tongue and groove, and no stud inside.

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Tongue Jokes More Tongue Jokes

What has a tongue, cannot walk, but gets around a lot?

Steven Hawking

What tastes good but doesn't smell good?

A tongue.

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What do you call an insect that gets exposed to radiation but nothing of consequence happens to it?

A moot ant

What happens when a magician gets mad?

He rips out his hare!

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Why did the grave keeper build a fence around the grave yard?

Cuz everyone was dying to get in.

Why did the Romans build straight roads?

So their soldiers didn't go around the bend!

House Jokes More House Jokes

What's the difference between a tea bag and a used tampon?

What's the Difference between a tea bag and a used tampon - I dunno... - I'm never drinking tea at your house again then!

What is the one smell you can never get out of the house, no matter what you spray or what incense you burn?

Your grandparents.

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What do you call a can of tuna in a lesbians back pocket?

DIP

What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?

Hey! We really DO taste like chicken!

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How do lesbian carpenters work?

No studs. All tongue in groove.

What's uptight, outta sight and in the groove?

A tampon.

Stud Jokes More Stud Jokes

How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters?

All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.

Why are pharmaceutical chemists considered such studs?

They're able to make a fun-gal cream.