What happens when a magician gets mad?

He rips out his hare!

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What happened to the cowboy when he said that he was sick of washing cowhides at his side of the dairy?

He was sent to the udder side

What happens when a feminist and a sociopath date?

I need a punchline for a joke.....What happens when a feminist and a sociopath date? OK GO!

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What do you call a row of three hares hopping backward?

A receding hare line.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?

Hare spray.

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When is a farmer like a magician?

When he turns his cow to pasture.

What's the worst part of giving a magician a ride home?

When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!

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Why do Redditors get excited when a tornado rips down miles of fences?

Because there is a lot of reposting to do.

How did the farmer feel after he ripped his clothing?

Let's just say he felt overall sadness.