What shatters faster than your smartphone screen?

A newborn with osteoporosis.

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How do Chinese pick a name for their newborn?

They kick a Can

How long does it take for a newborn to fall from the empire state building?

About 16 seconds

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Why doesn't a window scream when you shatter it?

Because it's paneless.

What shatters faster than your smartphone screen?

A newborn with osteoporosis.