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What shatters faster than your smartphone screen?

A newborn with osteoporosis.

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How do Chinese pick a name for their newborn?

They kick a Can

What do you call a newborn with 3 arms?

Not mine

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Why doesn't a window scream when you shatter it?

Because it's paneless.

Why do ruler manufacturers make a big thing about them being shatterproof?

Was there a ruler shattering epidemic that necessitated this