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What do you call that part of the pharmacy where they keep the condoms, birth-control pills, etc.?

The Contrasection.

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Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

How do you know when a guy is really in love with his girlfriend?

When he starts using condoms with other girls.

What do condoms and taxes have in common?

Republicans are against them and Democrats want more for schools.

Pharmacy Jokes More Pharmacy Jokes

Why did the monkey cross the road?

To loot the pharmacy on the other side

Why should you be quiet in a pharmacy?

In case you wake the sleeping pills!

Birth Control Pill Jokes More Birth Control Pill Jokes

What do you call that part of the pharmacy where they keep the condoms, birth-control pills, etc.?

The Contrasection.

What do you get when you cross a hit of acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids.