What sound does a Chinese doorbell make?

Ching Chong

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What do you call a fake Chinese iPhone?

A slanted-iPhone

Why do black people take such good care of a Chinese baby?

Because black people make "Wong" decisions!

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Why is a cow that he jumps?

Because he higher and higher. (I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)

What sound does it make when you light a stick of dynamite in them middle of a sheep herd?

Ssssssssssss boom! baaaaaaaah!

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What sound does a Chinese doorbell make?

Ching Chong

What did the Vietnamese architect say to the Chinese post man?

CHING CHONG