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What sound does it make when you light a stick of dynamite in them middle of a sheep herd?

Ssssssssssss boom! baaaaaaaah!

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What kind of light makes the best US president?

A blinkin' light

What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary?

I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What do you call a book club that has been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

What's brown and sticky?

A stick.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What did the car-painter say to the carpenter?

You sound just like me!

How do bored cows sound like?

Meh

Dynamite Jokes More Dynamite Jokes

What do you call a monkey holding a stick of dynamite?

A Baboom!

What did the farmer say when he found dynamite in one of his cows?

This is a bomb in a bull.