What sound does it make when you light a stick of dynamite in them middle of a sheep herd?

Ssssssssssss boom! baaaaaaaah!

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What's grey and lights up?

An electric elephant!

What's the difference between hard and light?

I can sleep with a light on.

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How do you get stuck in an annoying conversation with a stranger?

Ask someone vaping if you can bum a cigarette.

What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!

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What sound does a pubic hair make right before it hits the floor?

Ptui

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Whats the difference between dynamite and a banana?

Banana is yellow,dynamite is red

How do Italians light their dynamite?

With a fuse-illi.