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What sound does it make when you light a stick of dynamite in them middle of a sheep herd?

Ssssssssssss boom! baaaaaaaah!

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

Who sang the song "my own worst enemy"?

Them: I think it's Lit Me: I mean I like the song but I wouldn't call it lit...

What happened when fire and the wheel were invented?

People got lit and turnt.

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What happens when Santa get stuck in a chimney?

He gets claustrophobic!

Why are so many Italians named Tony?

Because when they immigrated from Italy, customs stuck a label on their lapel reading ToN.Y.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What does it sound like when a Pterodactyl urinates?

There is no sound... The P is silent.

What sound does a banambulance make?

Naner naner naner

Dynamite Jokes More Dynamite Jokes

What do you call it when you feed a stick of dynamite to a steer?

Abominable! (say it out loud, slowly)

What do you call a cow that's swallowed a stick of dynamite?

Abominable.