Who do you think you are, Baryshnikov?

Get over yourself.

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Why did the man build his house out of a tree instead of bricks?

Because he thought it wood look better!

Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it