Where do you touch a woman to give yourself the most pleasure?

The back of her head.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How many women does it take... to screw in a lightbulb in a convent?

Nun.

What do women and police cars have in common?

They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do schizophrenic people think when they say an insensitive joke?

That sounded a lot better in my head

What's the difference between having a badly poured draft beer and having a child with Down's Syndrome?

If the head's too big on your beer, you can blow it off.

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What do you call a guy who likes touching unripened cheese?

A fetaphile

Whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don't know what to do?

Husband: Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....

Pleasure Jokes More Pleasure Jokes

What is Hillary's newest election slogan?

Rigged, for her pleasure.

Why do some loudspeakers have holes?

For the pleasure of the audiophiles.