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What do schizophrenic people think when they say an insensitive joke?

That sounded a lot better in my head

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What do you get when astronomers play tic-tac-toe?

Exoplanets Thought that one up myself.

How bad is my career?

I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"

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Whats the different between falling from the 10th floor and falling from the 1st floor?

The sound you make 10th floor " AHHHHHHHHH " 1st floor " AHHHHHHHHHH "

How is a bell obedient?

It sounds off only when it is told (tolled).

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What was the executioner's favorite shampoo?

Head and shoulders.

What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head?

Sister-Matic