March Madness Sale - 25% Off

What do schizophrenic people think when they say an insensitive joke?

That sounded a lot better in my head

Previous Random Joke Next
Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why is the Math Book so sad?

It has so many problems! -Sorry doing a whole bunch of math today and i thought of this.

What does a mole think, when he digs trough lower Austria?

Make way, children.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What sound does a Japanese camera make?

Crick

Whats the different between falling from the 10th floor and falling from the 1st floor?

The sound you make 10th floor " AHHHHHHHHH " 1st floor " AHHHHHHHHHH "

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why is the Statue of Liberty a woman?

Because the head had to be empty in order to build a restaurant.

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?

Doug