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What do you mean you can't sleep?

It's so easy I could do it with my eyes close! Me: *walks away*

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why did the boy take the ruler to bed?

He wanted to see how long he slept.

Why did Misty want to sleep with Brock?

She saw his Onix harden.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did the visually-challenged gentleman say as he walked past the tuna stand at the open air market on a hot summer's day?

Hello ladies. Warm enough for you

What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What's the difference between Ireland and America?

When we say waterboarding in Ireland it means surfing.

What do you mean I can't change the past?

Logs on to Wikipedia*

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why do Iraqi police officers walk in threes?

The first knows how to read the second knows how to write and the third is to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

What have 12 legs six eyes three tails and can't see?

Three blind mice!