It's so easy I could do it with my eyes close! Me: *walks away*
Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out.
Sleeping Beauty
To get another Golden Globe. Tina Fey walks into the Tina Fey,the Tina Fey asks "How can i Tina Fey you?to which Tina Fey reply,"Ah just give me a Tina Fey" and then leaves with a Golden Globe. Unbreakable is good.
Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.
Asking because Spider-Man... I mean... Just asking.
Because I got eye lashes.
It didn't want to get water in its eyes.
