It's so easy I could do it with my eyes close! Me: *walks away*
Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out.
Only one nights sleep til Christmas!
He walks into a bra.
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified.
When you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.
Eyes down for a full mouse'!
No-eye deer.