Who's there! Beggar! Beggar who?

Beggar you don't know!

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Why did the mathematician celebrate 4/20 on January 5?

Because he knows how to reduce fractions.

Why don't cows drink milk?

Because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

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What's the difference between a beggar and a US Politician?

A beggar has retained his integrity.

Why are you begging for a quarter?

Beggar: I didn't think someone like you would give me a dollar.