Beggar: I didn't think someone like you would give me a dollar.
Because I can't think of a single thing to say!
Redditation. I am so sorry... that was horrible.
Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill.
About two-hundred dollars." - Johnny Carson
A half hour of begging.
The woman asks her husband. "Keep sending them!"
Quarter pounder with cheese!
Nice try, too old for the coin trick" "No it's a tumor" "Oh my god" "Kidding it's a quarter"
Beggar you don't know!